Monday, September 27, 2010

They never miss an opportunity to not sell you something

As I was at the gas station yesterday (I'm constantly amazed that they're open on Sunday!), I couldn't help but remember two really ridiculous stories that happened to us shortly after moving here:


One evening after work my husband stopped at the gas station to fill up his car. As he did this, he noticed that they were offering a football for a few francs and a fill-up at what seemed like a bargain price.  He went in to pay and picked up a football out of the huge display in order to buy one.  The lady at the counter then explained that the offer didn't start until tomorrow, and that she wouldn't couldn't sell the football to him.  He couldn't believe it and thought he had misunderstood, so asked if she could explain it again only to get the same response.  At the time, we had never heard of anything so ridiculous, especially when all the relevant signs and displays were in place.  Oh yes, the rules.  It was one of our first experiences with the strict rule-following everywhere here. Of course, since then we've experienced many more even more ridiculous things, but since it was one of the first, I still remember it.  We were just shocked that anyone (especially a commercial enterprise) would miss an opportunity to sell someone something!


Not shortly thereafter, we went into a bike shop with my bicycle-enthusiast in-laws to check out their stuff.  We tried to make small talk with the shopkeeper (they happen to speak very good french), but he simply wanted to know why we were there interested in looking at bikes as it was October and "the end of the season".  "Why would you want to buy a bike now?" he said, "it's getting cold out."  Now, in the states, the off-season would be exactly the time you'd be dying to sell bikes, no? For instance, a huge sale might be called for to move last year's stock before the next year's bikes arrive.  Needless to say we haven't been back to his shop, but if I refused to go into every shop this happened to me in, I wouldn't be able to shop at all anymore.  Amazing.


Happy Monday...

Friday, September 24, 2010

Diapers / Nappies / Couches

Whatever you call them, they're in your life for a long time if you have kids.  While we were in the States, we used a combination of three different ones, chlorine-free Seventh Generation ones most days at the youngest stage, and the two main "biggies" one for day and one for nighttime.  It's a drag no matter what.  At least in the States there are delivery services, big box stores with jumbo size boxes, and great prices.  The diapers here in Switzerland are at least 1/3 more expensive than in the states for a small pack, and twice as much as a jumbo (and I'm talking 250 diapers!) box in the states (at non-sale prices).  That adds up to a lot over the course of three years.
That aside, just over a year ago when I was back in NYC, I discovered Huggies "Pure & Natural" Diapers and I fell in love.  They are made from organic cotton, are hypoallergenic and are the softest most absorbent diapers I've ever found.  Why don't they sell them here yet? Who knows!  I love them so much that I've been trying to bring back a bunch each time we travel - I know, a waste of luggage space.
I attended last year's BabyPlanet in Lausanne and I asked the Kimberly Clark representatives what was up.  They predictably had never heard of them (or so they said).  I've sent a couple of emails to Kimberly Clark Switzerland, and finally just received this reply:


"Thanks for your e-mail to Kimberly-Clark regarding HUGGIES® Pure & Natural diapers.

Although HUGGIES Pure & Natural diapers are not currently available in Switzerland, rest assure we have shared your comments with those involved.

Thanks again for your interest and for visiting our web site."


Not a brilliant answer, and I feel like they're really missing out, which is what I told them.  If you've ever tried these and love them too, send Kimberly-Clark Corporation an email (even if you just like the idea of a "natural" diaper available in Switzerland).  Maybe they'll get on the bandwagon. 


PS - I know Migros and now Coop make a "natural" diaper, but didn't think either was brilliant. Thoughts? 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Dry Cleaning

I used to think it was so funny that the fanciest dry cleaner in NYC was Madame Paulette, the "french" dry cleaner, as on my many stays in France I always found the dry cleaners to be a bit of a joke cleaning-wise (and very expensive) in comparison to the US. Things are no different here in Switzerland.  Not a week goes by when I don't have some kind of small altercation at the dry cleaners, no matter which one I go to.  I'm so over it, I let my husband handle his own dry cleaning & shirt laundering (sorry love).  Here are some of the things I miss from my friendly neighborhood dry cleaners from the good-old days in NYC...


Free Delivery and Pick-Up
One-Hour Service
In-house tailoring
Starch (be it light, medium or heavy - how ever you like it!)
Clothes ready in 24 hours max
Friendly know-you-by-name service
No waiting on lines
Any stain removed
The prices! $1.25 / shirt versus 6 here - what's up with that?
Not having to pay extra for the hanger (sorry, how else can I get the shirt home?)


On the up side, I have found the most genius seamstress - Andrade Belmira at La Boîte à Couture in Versoix.  She has blown me away with her super friendly (and fast!) service, sarcastic sense of humor, and she has never met a jeans hem that she couldn't tackle (and I'm kind of religious about my seven's).  Merci mille fois!!




Grand-Montfleury 54
1290 Versoix
022 755 55 54





Monday, September 13, 2010

Mexicana Mama

What we're really missing here is GOOD Mexican food...if anyone knows of a proper Mexican restaurant anywhere between Geneva and Montreux, let me know. In the meantime, here is the guacamole recipe I make at least once a week to curb our cravings - from the oh-so-missed Rosa Mexicano in NYC.


http://rosamexicano.com/


Guacamole en Molcajete

Makes 4 servings
Chile Paste Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon finely chopped white onion
  • 1 firmly packed tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro
  • 2 teaspoons finely chopped jalapeño, or more to taste
  • 1 teaspoon salt, or as needed
Additional Ingredients
  • 3 medium ripe but firm Hass avocados (about 8 ounces each)
  • 3 tablespoons diced tomato
  • 2 firmly packed tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
  • 1 tablespoon finely chopped white onion
  • Salt if necessary
  • Tortilla chips and/or fresh corn tortillas
Make the chile paste: Grind the onion, cilantro, jalapeño, and salt together in a molcajete until all the ingredients are very finely ground. Alternatively, use a fork to mash all the ingredients to a paste in a wide hardwood bowl.
Cut each avocado in half, working the knife blade around the pit. Twist the halves to separate them and flick out the pit with the tip of the knife. Fold a kitchen towel in quarters and hold it in the palm of your “non-knife” hand. Rest an avocado half cut side up in your palm and make 3 or 4 evenly spaced lengthwise cuts through the avocado flesh down to the skin, without cutting through it. Make 4 crosswise cuts in the same way. Scoop the diced avocado flesh into the molcajete. Repeat with the remaining avocado halves.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Customer Service

For my inaugural post, I wanted to discuss something that is so important to me (and will certainly be a recurring theme here) yet is so entirely lacking in Switzerland.  Of course there are refreshing exceptions, and when I find them (or you do) I will let you know.


A brief summary of customer service as defined by Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Customer_service
Customer service is the provision of service to customers before, during and after a purchase.  According to Jamier L. Scott. (2002),[1] “Customer service is a series of activities designed to enhance the level of customer satisfaction – that is, the feeling that a product or service has met the customer expectation." Customer service is normally an integral part of a company’s customer value proposition. In their book Rules to Break and Laws to Follow, Don Peppers and Martha Rogers, Ph.D. write that "customers have memories. They will remember you, whether you remember them or not." Further, "customer trust can be destroyed at once by a major service problem, or it can be undermined one day at a time, with a thousand small demonstrations of incompetence."[3]From the point of view of an overall sales process engineering effort, customer service plays an important role in an organization's ability to generate income and revenue.[4] From that perspective, customer service should be included as part of an overall approach to systematic improvement.
Since I come from the States, where "The Customer is Always Right" stands true, I struggle on a daily basis with the total lack of customer care here in Switzerland. I'm generalizing a bit, but let's start at the beginning of the customer experience, and follow on it's path: 
1. Parking: While it's great that a) in town, parking is usually ample and b) cheap compared to US Cities (in parking structures) and c) well signed with the amount of parking spaces available and where, the parking garages themselves are so hard to maneuver no matter what size car you have that everyone I know has scratched, gouged or smashed their cars either at the entry / exits or on one of the many columns down below.  In addition, getting in and out of your parked car either usually requires Cirque de Soleil-style acrobatics and/or waiting for the guy(s) who parked on either side to return to their car.  So, first off, the customer experience is frustrating to put it mildly.
2. Entry to shop / commercial center: Since I now make my living working for an architectural graphics (what is sometimes referred to as environmental graphics) company I am acutely aware of signage (or the lack thereof).  I know the industry is still in it's very beginning stages here, but fun, directional, informational signage is always a good thing.  Black stick-on letters on a white background and a general total lack of branding is blah and almost useless.  It makes me think that the shop keepers / owners don't care if they bring in customers or make any money. (Which is probably true but more on that later)
3. Display: Retail needs to inspire, well at least it needs to inspire me.  Walking into a shop that has a lack of depth of stock (1 of each item, gaps in the shelves where product is missing, dusty merchandise) is depressing.  I can't tell you how many times I have walked into a shop and assumed it was going out of business.  Admittedly, coming from the land of plenty colors my view a bit, but retail should be fun! Oh how I wish Simon Doonan (creative director of Barney's New York) could really work some magic here. Maybe I should start a Top Design-style reality show for Swiss retailing...
4. Shopping experience: Hidden gems, surprise, and the excitement of finding different things each time you're in a shop barely exists.  I guess with prices as high as they are here, I feel like I deserve more for my money.  Whimsy, exciting new (worldly) products, stunning, clever, differing displays - all this adds up to a meaningful shopping experience, and makes the customer want to come back for more.  My biggest pet peeve here involves the shoe shops.  200 - 400 CHF pairs of shoes are displayed either hanging on plastic hangers or laid out on shelves like in the PayLess.  Even if I loved a pair, I would feel like I could get them in the states for $15.
5. Customer Service: Firstly, the overwhelming lack of e-commerce here is astounding.  If I wanted to see if a shop carried a specific item in the States, I could look on their website and find out within seconds, let alone order it quickly and cheaply.  Here, a phone call is always in order.  Finding the phone number on-line is fine, although not always right where you'd want it to be.  Getting someone on the phone is harder, as it's usually lunch time or the shop is closed because shops aren't open it seems for more than about a few hours a day...I've had several experiences like this recently, and when I've finally reached the right person in the right department in the right store at the right time (this has taken up to an hour), I encounter someone that absolutely cannot be bothered to answer my question, only to find out they don't carry the merchandise in question.  Usually, I'm directed to come in the shop and make a special order, which can takes weeks to receive (once I put down a deposit!).  
Secondly, once I'm finally in a shop and either have a question or need help with something, I'd rather not receive a Little Britain "the computer says no" answer.  I'd like the salesperson to understand their merchandise, be able to let me know when something will arrive, if it's not currently in stock, and in general be friendly, or not be on a 2 hour lunch break. Remember, in most of the world, "The Customer is Always Right."


Coming up...retail winners and losers